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Comment on Take Your Makeup Off and Let’s Jigamarandee: A Girls’ Weekend by maginabadsister

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:23:01 +0000

Goddammit. I tried to post replies on your fricker. Oh wait, the fricker’s a dog. On your flicker, and couldn’t sign in. Don’t worry, though, they’re hilarious. Maybe not as hilarious to you as watching me fall down a cliff and writhe in pain on the rocks below. But pretty fucking hilarious.

Comment on Take Your Makeup Off and Let’s Jigamarandee: A Girls’ Weekend by psycho013

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:25:20 +0000

To be completely honest, for which I fear I’m losing my talent, this post makes me sad. I know you think it’s because you’re mocking my insignificant grasp of our native language, but that’s just not it. “Begiddles” is a word, even if it previously had not been, because I deemed it necessary to abbreviate two needlessly long words. No, rather, I’m torn between my jealousy of your ability to write funny captions and the fact that you get to continue to visit a place that’s so close to my heart and full of fond memories, while I do not.

But then, there’s no need to decide between the two.

Comment on Hock it to me. by psycho013

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:39:53 +0000

I know you think that I’m always contrary for the sake of being contrary, but I’m not. I do use the word contrary too often, though. You’re right about that. Now I have that nursery rhyme in my head. You know the one? Except now I’m thinking of Mary, the waitress I’m in love with. Fine. One of the waitresses I’m in love with. But Mary’s the one. I know it. Now if I could just do something about her husband and three daughters. Curses.

Anyway, you’re wrong about spitting on the subway being the grossest thing ever. Remember that one episode of 30 Rock when that hobo spits in Liz Lemon’s mouth? That’s grosser. And it probably happens all the time in this city you think is so damn awesome. It’s a matter of time, dude. This place is a ticking hobo-spit bomb. This comment brought to you by the firm of It Could Always Be Worse.

Mary, Mary, why ya buggin?

Comment on Wherein “Straighten Her Out” Becomes Code to me for “Run Over That Fisherman and his Dog.” by maginabadsister

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:15:53 +0000

Oh, I’ve got your cookie right here in my… wait, am I about to cross a line that even I may not be comfortable with? And while we’re on the topic of tasteless but hot incest humor, check out our boobs in the “Megan, Erin” pic. They are totally fighting for space in the frame.

I wish I had been there for the boat fiasco. Remember how good we were with “Suds” and “Charge”? Back on our game August 18th.

Comment on Excuse Me While I Go Overdose on Dexatrim by psycho013

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:28:46 +0000

I don’t think you should beat yourself up about being the last to get married. If it helps, in ways both innumerable and unfathomable, ours apparently didn’t really count.

As for Val, well, I think of you as more of a Real Genius-era Val than say, Spartan. But we all know that intelligence within the Virgil’s clientele was a scarce commodity, replaced inexplicably by BBQ sauce. As if nobody would notice that.

Battle me? That’s a sin.

Comment on Excuse Me While I Go Overdose on Dexatrim by Erin

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:34:12 +0000

That customer’s mustard slaw atop his pulled pork sandwich was made with my own “special” sauce. I called it, “Ice.”

Comment on Excuse Me While I Go Overdose on Dexatrim by deupoopel

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:14:52 +0000

my ma said something very similar to me: “you know, you aren’t getting any younger.”

great.

and, fucking val kilmer? was the customer by any chance wearing those wrap around black shades that elderly people always wear?

Comment on It’s About Goddam Time, Folks by psycho013

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:23:25 +0000

“Jealous” doesn’t begin to cover my feelings on this. Nevertheless, I’ll leave it at that. Rest assured, though, I’ll remember this when I’m in Japan and you’re in a cold and hideous basement.

Until then, say hello (and goodbye) to the lake for me, and curse you. Curse you a thousand times.

Comment on “She Went and Got’erself Stuck.” by deupoopel

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:22:48 +0000

i’m sort of leaning towards the fuscia ruched number.

Comment on “She Went and Got’erself Stuck.” by psycho013

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:10:57 +0000

If it didn’t frighten me so much, I’d say that I admire your ability to get right back on the horse like that.