Wed 18 Jul 2007

3 Responses to “Excuse Me While I Go Overdose on Dexatrim”

1. deupoopel Says:
   July 19th, 2007 at 7:14 am

   my ma said something very similar to me: “you know, you aren’t getting any younger.”

   great.

   and, fucking val kilmer? was the customer by any chance wearing those wrap around black shades that elderly people always wear?

2. Erin Says:
   July 19th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

   That customer’s mustard slaw atop his pulled pork sandwich was made with my own “special” sauce. I called it, “Ice.”

3. psycho013 Says:
   July 19th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

   I don’t think you should beat yourself up about being the last to get married. If it helps, in ways both innumerable and unfathomable, ours apparently didn’t really count.

   As for Val, well, I think of you as more of a Real Genius-era Val than say, Spartan. But we all know that intelligence within the Virgil’s clientele was a scarce commodity, replaced inexplicably by BBQ sauce. As if nobody would notice that.

   Battle me? That’s a sin.

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